Bite Me...

Yes, I am a nerd. So yes, I was there on Thursday night. And yes, I paid double the price of a normal ticket to sit on the second row and stare up at Jacob in all his bare-chested glory before ANYONE else in the state.

Now, if I had not read all 4 books, I would have to admit, New Moon would have made me switch teams. No, not THAT kind of switching teams, you sick-minded freaks. Switch from Team Edward to Team Jacob. However, I have read the books. So though I am still swooning, I must remember that I want Bella to be with Edward. Sigh.

But that is not what this post is about.

No, this post is about what happened AFTER the movie. On Friday, my FNF and I planned on hitting the New Moon Experience at the Expo Center. Now before you vomit in your mouth, realize that my good friend Mal is in the Twilight Music Girls group and was playing at the event. So I went to see her.

Turns out I should have JUST gone to see her. We got there at 7:20 and were done by 7:25. Ohmyholyhellitwaslame. Imagine, if you will, hundreds of middle aged housewives in Bite Me T-shirts that are 2 sizes 2 small wandering from booth to booth stocking up on the newest Edward scent of candle wax, Jacob cupcakes, New Moon airbrush tattoos, and Team Edward nametags. They stood in line to enter mall-type photobooths with the Volturi in the background and watch a pimple-faced, big nosed "Edward" play the piano on Stage 2. It really made me physically ill.

Did I mention TMG wasn't performing until 9?

It was quite possibly the most excruciating hour and a half of my life.

At least the TMG rocked!

P.S. Did I also mention I paid $22 bucks to attend this event?