Last Chance, Farts, and My First Award!

So, I have been wanting to share this little gem for a while now, and I think this is the perfect filler for this post, since I don't know that it warrants a post all by itself.  Or maybe it does.  You decide.

So, I'm at work, and I've only been with this college a few months now right?  I needed to talk to one of the BigWigs about something, so I headed up to where the BigWigs live to find her office.  We've never really talked, so I was a little nervous (even though all I needed to know was where to get official campus letterhead).  As I approached her office, the door was open and I could see her working at her desk, so I gave the quick little "knock-knock" as I started to walk in.  She looks up, cool as a cucumber in her 3 piece Prada suit and says very politely,

"I just farted so you might want to wait a minute before you come in."

I don't think I need to say anything else about this.

On to other news...

I am so so so excited right now!  I have received my first blog award, from Ju!

Zombie Chicken Award

“The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the zombie chicken – excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all.”

Ok, then, I better get awarding.  With everything else I have to deal with (AHEM, Oscar), I really don't nead a hoard of zombie chickens chasing my butt all around the house. 

I nominate the following blogs, all because they make me laugh so hard I almost pee my pants.......

HalfAsstic

One Brick Shy

Herding Cats

Confessions of a Reforming Geek

How Could You Not!?


And FINALLY, please remember to enter my Giveaway to make me feel happy inside!  You have until midnight tonight (Friday) to enter.  Midnight my time.  Like Mountain Standard Time.  Not British Big Ben Time or New York Times Square Time or whatever.   


I'll announce the winner tomorrow.